
git blame --first-half 2026
What shipped, what broke, and who hired the robots.
Between January and June of 2026, the industry hired a few million tireless new engineers, set production on fire in ways both novel and traditional, and then — slowly, grudgingly — built the guardrails it always claimed it meant to.
This book is the record: twenty-six weeks of what shipped, what broke, and what everyone argued about, retold with commentary and a completely straight face. Each week is one chapter — the story first, the receipts after. Months open with the AI hype-o-meter, a running measurement of how much of that month's reading was about the machines. It starts at 71%. It does not stay there.
- ▍26 weeks · 316 links · 6 entirely serious awards
- ▍Hype-o-meter included — cools from 71% to 40%
- ▍Every link carries a QR code, so paper still takes you to the source


